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| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. Its only the sam... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more
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