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| Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more
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