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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, Ive told you once, Ive told you twice, Ive told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..." | | | |
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