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| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left.... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
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