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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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