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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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