| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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