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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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