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| | Category: | Bar jokes beer booze and fun | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "Id like the best beer in the world, give me The King Of Beers, a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "Id like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why arent you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys arent drinking beer, neither would I." | | | |
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