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| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while yo... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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