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| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.... more
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| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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