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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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