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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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