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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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