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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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