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| | Category: | Beauty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 38 | | | | Joke: | Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how many times have I told you, said his mother, its rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.OK, said Johnny, why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ? | | | |
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