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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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