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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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