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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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