| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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