 |
|
|
|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed theres someone either coming or going." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Bed Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  | | Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
| | 2. | Category: Bed jokes | | When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
| | 3. | Category: Bed jokes | | A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
| | 4. | Category: Bed jokes | | Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
| | 5. | Category: Bed jokes | | Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
| | 6. | Category: Bed jokes | | Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
| | 7. | Category: Bed jokes | | Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
| | 8. | Category: Bed jokes | | Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
| | 9. | Category: Bed jokes | | Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
| | 10. | Category: Bed jokes | | Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
|
|
|
|
| |
