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| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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