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| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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