| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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