| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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