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| How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more
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| Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more
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| 3. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more
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| 4. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap... more
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| 6. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more
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| 7. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what... more
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| 8. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more
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| A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more
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| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more
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