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| What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?An alarm cluck !... more
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| 2. | Category: Bird jokes |
| When is the best time to buy budgies ? When theyre going cheap !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Why dont chickens like people ?They beat eggs !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)... more
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| 5. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?... more
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| 6. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Why do parrots carry umbrellas?So they dont become polly-saturated!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bird jokes |
| How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, theyd break... more
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| 9. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the rich socialites parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics... more
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