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| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more
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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more
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| 6. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... more
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| 9. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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