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| How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that... more
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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| 3. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more
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| 4. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more
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| 5. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
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| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| 8. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more
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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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