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| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more
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| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!... more
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| Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa... more
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| What did you get for your birthday? Another year!... more
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| Why couldnt prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!... more
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| First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more
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