| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| "I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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| Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more
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| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
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| When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more
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