| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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