| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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