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| A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more
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| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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