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| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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