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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| 3. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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