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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| 8. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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