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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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