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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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