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| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more
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| Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more
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| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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